I just wanted to express the awesomeness of this photo. That's Luna-Monster Teddybear.....or DJ Luna if you're a clubber at QXT's. I just talked to him last night and man, I miss him! He took care of me throughout my freshman high school year. Haha. I didn't go through an phasing or anything relating to "freshmen Friday". Now he's this big shot DJ and pornographer (no joke.)

man....

Dominicans. I tell ya.

ADDED NOTE: ...fuck you efrain.

Stickam is Crack

crack crack crack!!!! no joke! I'm hopelessly addicted to Stickam. Youtube was the weed. Stickam is crack.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/makeoutspanish

CRACK!

The Number 12/ Horse the Band / HeavyHeavyLowLow

Peep Peep! I'm gonna go with my Danwich! And I am definitely getting some HeavyHeavyLowLow sweatpants. I am done with bandshirts and moving on to panties, hotshorts and sweatpants. mm-hmm!

and bags.

duh.

i love danni.

I just got a free

I just got a free bus ride home hell yea!

Did my man cheat cuz

Did my man cheat cuz i only have one leg? lol. Maury.

Video Blog- I Miss People like Mad

I went through a shoebox and found some photos. I thought I would share. Also, it's on Google because Youtube STINKS and has horrible quality and is never in sync.

ya!

Hilary Duff Lookin Pretty!!!

But she's reeeally looks like Jenna Jameson here.

Phone post! Sitting in class

Phone post! Sitting in class alone w. the is rly akward. :/ w.e. the ceiling is leaking hardcore. Lol. Ima drown! 4real tho theres a huge lake down here!

Say Anything's "Wow, I Can Get Sexual, Too" video

Can't say much except, THE FONZ!

and Max Bemis should marry me.

It makes me think of the long distance phone bill I'd be racking up if everyone I knew didn't have Verizon. I mean, California, France, Upstate NY...but it wouldn't be as bad as this guy. India, Soviet Union, and I'm guessing, Spain? I dunno.

the BIRDO diet

Whenever I see a super duper buff guy walking around on campus, I wonder what do they do to be that super duper buff. I mean, if you're a full time here, chances are you're sitting on your ass for a good 5 or 6 hours of the day. What happens those other 18 hours that can make someone so beefy???

Well, my questions were answered thanks to a beefy dude with time to answer my random questions. (I won't name him, though. Primarily, because I forgot his name.)

So the dude who pretty much got me thinking was this kid who came in last year after spending two years as a Marine. This kid is pretty beefy. So besides the USMC tattoos and the green shirt blatantly exclaiming "MARINES" in big bold letters, you can obviously see this dude was military. Anyways, what kinda stuck me what his lunchbag. There was this HUGE (i mean HUGE!!!) bottle of water, a HUGE bottle of vanilla protein whey something, and three hardboiled eggs inside a tupperware box. He told me that was his second breakfast! DUDE!!!!

I have this personal hate of eggs. They come out of a chicken's ass and its a fucking embryo. But boil 'em, scramble 'em, stick 'em in a meatloaf and its all good...for you guys. He told me all this mumbo jumbo about proteins and muscle building.

But the main reason we was super beefy is because all that training got his body used to turning protein and all that stuff into muscle mass.

So there is no super secret way to getting beefy except good honesty back breaking workouts. So, I have a newfound respect for meaty men. THATS DEDICATION.

Danny Tanner was an Asshole

The way he used to talk to her on the show was so ... inappropriate! I mean, its your daughter's friend. Sure, she ain't the brightest crayon in the box and her feet smelled realllly bad but that is no reason to shit on her parade and insult her and her family! F*CK YOU DANNY TANNER!!!!

Brazilian Bush Beatdown

In Brazil, this is what happens when you protests Bush's visit.
You don't even wanna see what happens in Colombia.

New Bright Eyes album "Casadega"

I haven't stopped listening to "Four Winds" for the passed two weeks. Conor Oberst (I won't say finally) has written something outside of the "woe is me" mindset that my generation has started to grow out of. He sounds a little older and a little wiser. I'm just glad its not another Digital Ash, Digital Urn. Casadega might even shoot up to the ranks of The Story's in the Soil and Fevers and Mirrors. Who can forget those? I dunno about you but April can't come soon enough. These are the tracks that I've heard and already love and legally downloaded from Saddle Creek websites.:

Endless Entertainment

Tourist Trap

Four Winds

No One Would Riot for Less

like my disclaimer?

My Chemical Romance "I Don't Love You" video

This is the new My Chem video for my favorite song in the whole Black Parade album. And yes, I'm exploding in happiness inside. The video doesn't suck, and I still love the song

Sure...the lines are depressing...really depressing....

But its sounds honest. Not too glitzy of this whole Freddie Mercury-esque show of footstomps and hip holding. There's emotion. No show. Just singing...and just that bring a big smile to my face. Honest singing of an emotion in video form.

STARS Remix Album

If you know me, you know I'm a total sucker-fool for anything with the word "remix" in it. So imagine how STOKED I was when I read about this little gem coming out on May 22nd. I like the cover. Its a little play on the Set Yourself on Fire album (if you have an extra 8 bucks lying around, skip the cigarettes and get this album. itunes or good old record stores. w.e.)

Stars "Do You Trust Your Friends?"

http://www.myspace.com/stars

You can listen to a track off the album on their myspace already. Its a Junior Boys remic of "Sleep Tonight." As if Amy Millan's voice wasn't pretty enough...for real. In fact, listen to all the track they have on myspace. And look 'em up, and listen to more and more and more because there's about 4 pages worth of Stars sites that fans upload music to.

SpecialNote: I type the way I talk and I talk like a 1987 Valley Girl.

Is It Mean To Call It A Nightmare?

I had a dream I was back with one of my ex's. It freaked me out...BIG TIME. Why? Because I, honest to God, don't think of him that way. Just to give you a broad idea of who was the star of this dream, here's some clues...there's plenty of photos on this kid in this here blog.

I don't know why, though. Probably in part that Wikit told me that most of BCC only knows me as the girl who used to go out with ....you know. AND Mama Dukes is always mentioning him around the house (out of nowhere too. I could be dicing tomotoes or watching some random spanish talk show and WHAM! name drop.) But I was really really happy which creeped me out even more. I mean, hell.......!!!!!

A few hours later and I'm still a little loopy about it.

Maybe I'm just all weird because my period came yesterday. Meh.
yeah...its the period talking.

Borat is the Suck

If you were one of the millions who ranted and raved on how hilarious this movie was....a BIG GIANT NASTY MEAN MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU! Holy shit, this movie was horrible. Sure it has its little ha-ha's here and there but dude,...homophobia, racism and antisemitism gets old after the first 5 minutes.

For real, if you haven't seen it...don't. If you feel bad that everyone's quoting the hell out of the movie, don't worry about it. Just take out a couple of pronouns and articles from a regular sentence and there you go. a Borat quote.

Ugh, it was almost as bad as Guess Who? You know, the Ashton Kutcher and everyone's favorite token black dad, Bernie Mac.

Censoring makes things Funnier

this is probably the best thing I've done all day.

Icky Thump. I don't get it...but I'm excited. Finally, some WHITE STRIPES. More fuel to fire my Jack White obsession. Yes, I do sleep to his voice roughly 6 out of 7 nights and yes, I stare at the giant poster I have on my wall.

Sorry if it sounds like I'm more into the married man (father of two) than the actual music...but I can't help it.

He's everything a man should be about.

Music, History, Wit, Hard Work and Biceps.

Fashion Can Get Away with Anything

"The fashion house of Dolce & Gabbana has bowed to outraged European social groups and pulled an ad campaign that critics claimed encouraged violence against women.Is the image, of a man holding a woman to the ground by her wrists as a group of other men watch, offensive or provocative? Should the photo have been recalled or allowed to run? Is simple removal of the picture enough, or is some steeper punishment called for?Can a picture really turn a person into a predator?And where are the clothes that Dolce & Gabbana is trying to sell?"-Buzznet.com

yeeeah....I'm not a marketing major or anything....but yeah. What were they thinking? If it was just the female and the guy holding her down, it could have been a whole kinky dominance scene but...the additional models in the back? Wow. No matter what audience this was intended for, international, public, high end, whatever....bad move.

The Cure-all to end all Cure-alls

Honestly, and I do mean h o n e s t l y, there is nothing in the world that can make things better than food. Sure, there's meditation, running, coloring, writing, singing, dressing up, all this stuff...but none of it compared to a nice bowl of soup.

Soup is a nasty word, though.

Look at it.

SOUP.

If I could re-vamp the word "soup", I would. I'd do it so more people would appreciate it. The actual food, not the word.

I got off topic.

So yeah. From sopa de albondigas (meatball soup) to...chinese take out Vegetable soup...

Soup rules.

Food rules.

Viva la Comida.

I love cookies.

I love cookies.