Tuesday, May 29, 2007

4:07AM

I'm 4 pages into the Law paper...
and on my last question in Accounting.

Whats the point in sleeping? I'd have to wake up in a 45 minutes anyway.
:-(

No Sleep Til' Paterson.

Reminder to Self: Don't EVER prostrastinate this much EVER AGAIN!

The Hood Internet and Caffiene

I don't think that's how you spell caffiene. I can't spell check because my Microsoft Word trial expired almost a full month ago. I hate writing papers on Wordpad. It mades the paper so compressed so by the time I get to transfer it to a Word file, the paper is too long. Ugh. So I'm being super skimpy with my material for my Law paper.

I'm taking a break because this is taking up a lot of time to research.

I've been sitting "Indian Style" for the passed 12 hours. I've been taking the occational walk to the kitchen to get some water but it's 12:04AM and if my mom hears me stirring about the house, she'll gimme a good slap on the shoulder and tell me "ya, duermate!" then later in the day, she'll send me a text message during class saying how she had bags under her eyes because once I woker her up, she couldnt go back to sleep. So instead of walking, I'm jumping on my bed. :-)

There's papers everywhere. Financial aid, resumes, homework printouts, bills, flyers, receipts, notebooks...yikes. I should take a picture of this. But I'll refrain. Anyway, they're not my batteries. They're Wikit's . I d-blocked them by accident.

I had three cups of coffee. 2 of them were black with no sugar or milk. I'm starting to like how that tastes. But yeah, all this strong colombian bean juice is keeping me up and alert. My mind is going a mile a minute so I can't concentrate on my paper....not unless I have music on in the background....

which leads me to The Hood Internet. Listen to this website and be amazing. fucking AMAZED! Okay, maybe not amazed but definitely amused. Most definitely amused. (Sup, Rainman.)



Also, I can't stop looking at Thinspiration websites.

I think is night I'll call "No Sleep Til' Paterson"

Monday, May 28, 2007

Tummy full of Hate

My stomach hates me right now. Yesterday was wonderful but I ended up eating shit all day. A Burger King cheeseburger, stolen Nathan's fries, and White Castle. All night I was tossing and turning because my stomach was pretty much getting beaten like a housewife. Pangs here and there. Then this morning, I tried having breakfast but a few bites and up it came. BLECH!

I don't wanna eat until all this junk gets outta my system. Coffee and water until I'm back to normal. I don't wanna stay up tossing and turning.

Maybe it was all that salt water I snorted thanks for Wikit holding me down in the water. (betch.)

My tummy hurts. :-(

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too! (two, too!)



Saturday, May 26, 2007

Freshman Year of High School



This is what a Saturday Night conversation looks like...

stfu bro k: yo
stfu bro k signed off at 8:54:33 PM.
stfu bro k is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
stfu bro k signed on at 8:55:20 PM.
stfu bro k: no comas mierda and listen to grace gale brah
MakeoutInSpanish: what the hell? i thought you signed off
stfu bro k: listen to tijuana vs albuquerque
stfu bro k signed off at 8:56:05 PM.
stfu bro k is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
stfu bro k signed on at 8:58:08 PM.
stfu bro k: i keep getting kicked off
stfu bro k signed off at 8:58:54 PM.
stfu bro k is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.


I'm torturing myself but going through my photobucket and looking at how I used to have a life when I lived in Hudson County.

Friday, May 25, 2007

First in Line to Father my Babies...

test tubes

A Week of Awesome


Here's something I consider to be incredibly hot. Jack White and spanish subtitles. <3 And Meg White went a little lighter on the hair hue, too! June 19th can't come fast enough. I need Icky Thump in my MP3 player and computer soon.

Yesterday, it became official. I am now a Berkeley Blogger!!! Haha. That's right, kid. I got the job. Wednesday, my blogger is gonna be linked from the official Berkeley College website. Me! Getting linked from a .edu!

Today, I have an interview for the office job by Clara Maass Hospital. Peep peep. So I have to go out and take off my nosering (no worries, I'm putting a spacer in), and I have to go out and get business clothes. This should make for an interesting look. Me...in businesswear...yikes!

I had a baby. His name is Skipper Fool.

This weekend is gonna fuckin rule. Today I have all to leave my room perfect for the Open House. Tomorrow, party at Rick's! Last time, it was like Grandma's Boy part 2. Lol. After that, Sunday Chinatown tripping with Wikit!

I dropped 5 pounds this week. :-)


I went to see my Daddy and my Grandpa earlier this week. My grandpa's a pretty chill guy and crazy good sayings like "Love is like the lottery. You never know when you'll get a prize." Lucky for him to say, he's won the lottery TWICE! My dad got me more addicted to sushi than ever. We planned to go to the zoo in two weeks. :-)


Raf called me a few nights ago and picked me up from my whole lonely mood. Man...friends rule. Everyone else tells me to go out and fuck anything with a penis, but this boy tells me to be patient and stay who I am because I'm perfect the way I am. Fuckin A, homeboy. Besides, I can't be a whorebag. I'm Vany! John told me this, too. Stay the way I am. :-) Man, hearing that can really make a person smile hard. I love my boys.

Marcos Gorra traumatized me a little more. I promised him a cake, and he promised me a boinking.

So yeah! That was my week. :-)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

I Have to Write This Down Before I Forget

Hello, world. I had the weirdest dream in the world last night and I need to write it down because it was funny and the soundtrack was amazing.

So, for some reason, this happened inside Emerson High School in Union City. Don't ask me why. There was a concert in the gymnasium and everyone was going. and I mean everyone. I had no idea who was playing but either way I ended up driving over to check it out. I met up with Carol (Cliffside kitty kat) and Cody (asian looking italian kid from Traces of Red). We walked in and someone gave me a flyer. I was like YES! I read and I was amped because it was Albert Hammond Jr. , Feist and super special guest, Sonic Youth.

I know. Weird.

I started walking to the cafe so I can get a drink when I bump into Chris (lucin). He was all skinny and kinda sleepy looking. We ended up going together to get a drink but the cafe was the green room. I freaked and decided to just sit down. I noticed a really tall guy sitting next to me and I just said "Damn, your legs are long." without looking. I just told Thuston Moore he was tall. I elbowed Chris to tell him but he fell asleep. I went to the vending machine and there was Emily Haines and Leslie Feist giving me a free snapple can because the vending machine fucked up!

At the end of the night, (I don't remember the concert), I was in the car, half asleep, and Julian Casablancas was driving me home. I was on route 3 by East Rutherford by the time I woke up.

I think its because this is the last picture I looked at before I fell asleep.


nutty nutty nutty!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Berkeley Blogger??? Maybe

http://berkeleycollegeblog.blogspot.com/

You can't say I didn't try!

I haven't been to Law class in two weeks. Last week, I was sick. This week, my professor's father dies. Totally sucks for him. This is where optimism could make me seem like a heartless bitch, but whatever, I'll say it. I have an extra week to finish my paper.....wow that felt horrible.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Thanks Wikit!


Angry fist shake!!!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Im An Asshole. Im Gonna Try Again.

Well, they need another blogger at Berkeley. Hmm....

Cross yo' Fingazzz.

Here's the link to the Berkeley Blog. I can totally do that!

LOLZ! I'm lazy!



haha. no wonder I didnt get pick for the "Berkeley Blogger"
and how is it that I've never seen ANY of these people in my entire LIFE!
(pssst. i betcha they're actors!)
Just joshin' but no joke, I have never seen ANY of these people on campus. And trust me, my campus is NOT that big.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

This Man Has Taken Up My Day

Thats perfection human form. Amazing at guitar. Arms of a fuckin Greek statue. Eyes to die for. Goodness....Jack White...John Gillis....
I dated my last boyfriend thanks in huge part to certain resemblences....the arms, the voice and the stage presence. And yeah, he was an absolute dream but...he knows I mostly did it for the Jack White-ness. haha.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Webcam with el Platano, John

There's no better way to get out of a loneliness slump than webcamming with a Marine who's a million times lonelier/horny-er.



this is my BFFL, Marine boy John.


In two weeks, he's gunning it over to Jersey to talk Wikit and I to the shore the weekend after Memorial Day. Needless to say, I'm excited. Last time I saw this mofo was Christmas Eve. It was an odd and eventful day. Who cares. This time, we're all going to the beach!


Definitions I've Had To Look Up Lately...

spank bank: 1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.2. Porn collection
ie. "I added you to my spank bank"

hirsute: pronounced "hur-suit" one hairy mofo.
ie. "Look at her back! Bitch got a hirsute!"

librarium: When the library is used as an intense non-stop studying place for midterms and finals in college.
ie. "Seriously, I gotta go the librarium all weekend!"

June 29th


RETURN TO PRIDE!!!!


Summer in the City


Cut the Emo Shit Out...It's SUMMER



What the fuck am I bitching about? Jeez, last night felt like the end of the world because I didn't have anyone to makeout with. Haha. Whatever. Sure, I miss having a boyfriend, but that shouldn't bring me down.


I've been talking to my friends and we're all gearing up for Memorial Day Weekend. I'm broke as fuck but Coney Island and Rockaway Beach aren't that expensive. Seaside and Wildwood are killers. Maybe we'll head to Six Flags or something. I dunno. Alls I knows is that its gonna be great. Friends, sand in my vag and sweet smelling sunscreen.


I love this picture of Zach. :-)

Friday, May 18, 2007

burp

mmm....tostones

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Long Walks for Deep Thinking



this season finale has brought me down enough for me to plan an entire day of walking and thinking and STARVING and re-self-evalutation

It wasn't just the show.

My doctor chuckled at how clean I am. In my body, there is none of the following: nicotine, cocaine, weed, crack, semen, alcohol and drugs that weren't prescribed to me. "A clean college kid?!" Ugh.

Walk walk walk to five below...so I can play with the 40-year old virgin soundbite keychains and buy thread at Michaels so I can rip, cut, destroy and rebuild my shirts. They're all tight uptop and loose as fuck on the bottom.

sometimes, i really hate my body.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Music and Fun in the Sun at Sirenfest


The lineup was just posted!

NEW YORK DOLLS
WE ARE SCIENTISTS
MATT AND KIM
THE BLACK LIPS
DR. DOG
NOISETTES
LAVENDER DIAMOND
THE DETROIT COBRAS
ELVIS PERKINS
THE TWILIGHT SAD


I'm so excited for this, its not even funny.
Last year was the best time of the summer. I have great friends with me, the weather was wonderful, the beers were pretty cheap, I got my nosering that day and it was the day I fell in love....with Stars! (yeah, fool!)
This is should be even better! <3

DETHKLOK


this show has official taken over my day.

The Los Angeles MTA





If Leslie Feist is a regulat performer in the MTAs, I wouldn't mind moving back. I could imagine. Haha. The bus from Van Nuys to Montebello...and I get to see her perform "My Moon My Man" instead of the reality....listening to an old lady yell at the ghost of her dead husband.


Yeah,
my house is back on the market and the chances of me going back to Cali are higher than ever.

And honestly, it ain't lookin' too bad.

Going back to the Motherland. Chonga country! And if you don't know what a "chonga" is, look it up foo'

I swear to you, my cousin Ana, looks exactly like this. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if this was her. She hated me therefore, I'm reciprocating the hateration with this..."Haayyy baby! Te extrano! Muah!"

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Be my boyfriend?


...I vowed to never date another one of these again.
but my God...I...can't...resist!

When the Goin' Gets Tough...

The tough take pictures of their new haircut just so her best friends can see that she, in fact, cut it short and even added blonde! Ugh, you can see my eye infection.









btw, this mad me smile.

:-) peep peep 4th grade


BTW#2,

vote TomZenns from I Love New York 2. He's a fellow GlamourKills kid.

Now, I Really CAN'T Cry


My throat infection has led to congestion.
My congestion has led to an EYE INFECTION!
Now, my ear hurts a bit so I bet it's gonna lead to an ear infection.
I hate life right now.
And the US Postal Service for now getting me my insurance card on time.
I need it to go to the doctor.

This is my 3 missed class in accounting.
I might fail now.
Maybe I should go and be like "ENGLESE, I CAN'T SEEEE!!!!!"

Monday, May 14, 2007

They're all Laughing at You

Its Official...


as of 6:09pm on Monday May 14, 2007....

I am unable to swallow my own saliva. This is how closed up my throat is. I hope my mom fuckin goes Fast and Furious on the turnpike so I can get my insurance card. I NEED antibiotics NOW.

12:44AM...

I'm only 3 pages into my 5 page paper. I lost one of my pages that I haven't cited yet and its completely my fault because I strayed from my usual routine of citing before writing. (maybes shit a whole lot easier but I got lazy/had to make dinner.)


Word up to single moms who work, have classes, and raise a child all at the same time. Its only been a day and a half and I already LOOK to' up from the flo' up.


And again, here I am...blogging...instead of working on the damn paper.


For real, this paper is gonna CAUSE a fucking EATING DISORDER! So much...repeating. Ugh.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

LIFE UPDATES: Difference in hair, voice and thoughts on growing up.



Blacken the hair, smack a couple of blonde chunks in there and pull the bangs back with two bobby pins and this is kinda sorta what I look like now. I got the Coconut Head haircut. I went nuts with scissors yesterday. Nuts enough for my MamaDukes to suggest that "we" go to the salon and get "her" a makeover. And by "her", she meant "we". She got her blonde back. My mom's been a blonde since forever and seriously, she should have been born a blonde. Not with the juanaca brown my family genes supply. Now that I think of it, no one on my mom's side has their natural color. Not even the guys! We're too pale for the brown. But yes, she turns out gorgeous. Me? I went nuts. I bought a magazine in CVS, picked something on a limp and WHAM!, I got something I've never ever ever had. A Coconut Head. And I diggggggg it. Sure, its more mod-ish looking since I straightened it like mad, but if I didn't use my straightener, I'd be a straight-up Coconut Head.






And if you have no idea who Coconut Head is, you need to watch Ned's Declassified: School Survival Guide on Nickelodeon. It brings the LOL's.



My voice has been fucked for about two weeks. Now, its back and in action..but my throat hole is the size of a peanut. I can barely swallow liquids, let alone foods. Now, this kinda rules because its an involuntary and restrictive diet. And it kinda sucks because....it hurts! I'm lucky its not affecting my breathing! When I cough, it feels like fire shooting outta my lungs. Reverse smoking! All I know is that I need a doctor quick. Too bad I have an urge to make out. This urge means I am definitely getting a visit for Aunt Flo pretty soon. Ugh. Summer periods.



I realize that I need a change in appearance. I love the way I am. I love my looks. I love the cheeks and the chub and hips and all...but I'm SICK of looking 16. Everyone at the salon didn't believe I was about to be 20 until I whipped out my driver's license. Now, look at Hilary Duff here. Can you believe she's 20 on the right picture? Sure! Because of the dramatic change in appearance. Make-up didn't change anything. Neither did this haircut. So, I'm going to look at my diet as a part of growing up. Much like memorizing the multiplication table and taking driving lessons, this will be a process that will be worth it in the end. I'm sick of looking 16. I'm so so so sick of it.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

TEXT UPDATE: i'm at the

TEXT UPDATE: i'm at the salon with MamaDukes getting my hurr did. CRAZY WOMEN WITH THEIR HAIR!

Its a Fact: When Things Happen, Girls Do Their Hair

My forehead is spawning spider eggs. I swear, its starting to look like I have permanent hives.
  1. no more chocolate.
  2. no more smacking-myself-in-the-forehead
  3. no more TOUCHING my forehead
  4. BANGS! (cutting them in the shower.)

Now, I have to go ahead and throw half my room into the trash because my house is back up for sale. Luckily, the realtor is fucking awesome and got me a sort of "get out of jail free" card. Yay part-time Newark cops!

Yeah, I used "yay" and "cops" together! I specified. NEWARK cops. I still say "fuck Belleville cops."...because they're good for nothing. :-)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Its Back...

Today, I looked in the mirror and didn't like what was being reflected.
...
In fact, I hated it.

I haven't felt that way in a very long time. I never wanted to go back of being critical of my appearance...but I'm falling back into that thought.

I don't want a stupid lapse of self-esteem to bar me from happiness...or at least being content.

and I'm also jealous. Very very jealous of those in love and those who think they're falling in love. Jealousy sucks. But I'm happy for everyone in that category. You all deserve it.

:-(

Maybe having ultra-thin junkie hipster friends don't help. Thank God they all live in NYC.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

TEXT UPDATE: right now, I'm

TEXT UPDATE: right now, I'm watching a muscular 18 yr old rock the viola like a beast!

When Challenging Grades are Useless

Things that have gone wrong so far today:
  1. I woke up late so instead of catching the 7:40 bus, I had to wait for the 9:40. So much for spending time in school of research. I spent the next two hours dancing around in my room of the new Paramore single, "Misery Business", as heard in the previous post.
  2. When I got to the train, I tried buying my ticket with my credit card...but the machines were busted. I get to the station 5 minutes before the train comes in. So, I kicked the machine in frustration (I'm wearing flip-flops..yeah ouch) and managed to panhandle a buck fiddy from other train-riders who always see me there.
  3. I get to school and log on to Blackboard to check out my grades...and the B I got on my English paper on cheating was changed into a D! Why? Because according to the syllabus, the paper was due in the beginning of class. I handed it in at the end because I came in on the late train. (Thanks NJ Transit) I went from a B to a D! Ugh...haaaatttteeeee
  4. Right after I see the D, my MamaDukes calls me asking me why didn't I take the car to school? WHAT?! WHY?! Turns out I have a lot of errands to do today and I wasn't aware of. I'd need the car for them. BALLS. So all that trouble with the train was for nothing! I mean, sure I didn't get stuck on Route 3 like all those poor saps that come from North Bergen but DAMN!!!!

Life. I'm sure a hell of a lot of positives will happen thoughtout the day to make up for this...dummy-ness!!! I'm listening to some of the newer Maximo Park stuff so that's picking up my day.

Cause, God, It Just Feels So Good



Appreciate dudes.

If it wasn't for dudes, music wouldn't be as fun/ny.

and

Appreciate Hayley Williams and that voice of hers. My God!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I Love Edgewater

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Photo Snapped at Warped Tour 2004


I took this picture when they played a small stage all the way
at the end of the festival grounds. It was on the parking lot
behind the bleachers. haha.
It was one of the highlights of my life.
This photo is in a frame next to my bed.
It has been on my nightstand for years...

I wish I could find the pictures from Skate and Surf 2004.
Danielle and I saved Serg from busting his head open.

Listen to the "For All of This" album.

RIP The Early November



I got misty-eyed when I saw this. I saw in my school...in the ASC center...full of people. Honestly, I don't give a poo if anyone noticed the glossy eyes.

The only ones that can probably understand why I got like that are Danielle, Myriam, my brother and maybe Rafael since he knew how much I loved the Early November.

They're pretty much what got Dan and I goin'. (Drive Thru Kids). One of the first songs I ever learned to play was "I Want To Hear You Sad". I messed up my pinky trying to play "Sunday Drive"...

look at the crowd.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

the Bamboozle Festival / Carnival



Photo from NJ.com


Oh my oh my. I took two disposable cameras full of memories. Bamboozle was amazing. Not only did I get to stay with my absolutely beautiful, wonderful, and amazing best friend for the entire day, but I also got to see many many familiar faces and hella bands and even meet some people that I'm absolutely gaga about.
I really can't say much entire I get the film developed. What I can say is that Andrew WK is an amazing man, Salvatore from the Sleeping is a huge flirt, and there was no way I was gonna miss The Almost to see Jeffree Star.
:-)
My mom gave me a kiss on my tanned forehead this morning. Andrew WK signed a poster for her. We talked about how things are going with my parents and he wanted to send her a little message. He also told me to reach out to my dad as much as I can because no matter what. "No other man will love and respect you more than your daddy."
Okay, maybe I can write a lot about yesterday.
The line was definitely one of the funner times of the day. Weird, huh? It went from just Danni, Myriam and I to Us, Tasha, Tasha's bf, Chris, Diana, Jessie, Erik, Lindsey, Karen, Richie, and Jenn. Good thing I brought sunscreen. No matter what nationality we all are, we're pastey Jersey kids.
There were FREE carnival rides. 0.0
Okay, I'm tried so I'm gonna wait for the pictures to tell stories because honestly, words won't express how great yesterday was. You're gonna has to actually SEE it.
I did manage to find some Bamboozle YouTubes.



This was GREAT. Seriously, everyone was dancing.




Kinda sucks that I missed this




This was Danielle's absolute favorite moment of the day. The Almost was amazing.




I was passing out on the pavement by the PETA dunk tank singing along to this.





Amazingly enough, we showed up to see this as soon as this song started. So yeah...I totally saw Max Bemis.





I heard Myspace Alley was PACKED so even if I went to this, there was no way in hell I'd be able to see anything.





New Found Glory was sick. Definitely brought back some great memories.





This is pretty much how far I ended up from Main Stage. Couldn't see a damn thing so I ended up finding Danielle and walked around...still listening to My Chemical Romance. It was THAT loud.






<3
i love you guys. VDW4life.
oh yeah and by the way, I dyed my hair red. I works nicely with the tan.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Max Bemis

I just realized I'm gonna see this man in the flesh. Max...Bemis...oh goodness.<3
If you don't hear from me after today,
I died and went to heaven.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Free Condoms FTW

Jessie and Ken (both dudes) just told me they'll be giving out their unused condoms to sexy Bamboozlers since they have just taken a vow of celibacy all due to "two-timing sluts". Jump on it.

ilu.

Bamboozle! Oh boy oh boy! 12 more hours!


TAILGATE TOMORROW.
The Danwich, Wikit, and I are getting there earlier as hell so we can get some good parking and tailgate. We're charging out MP3 players and figuring out how to strategically hide our cameras in our bras.

The three of us will be together for the most part but we occationally go off on merch runs. But hey, if you wanna meet up...this is where you'll probably see us. The bold is where you'll def find all of us. the italics is where I'll be no matter what.
Here's pretty much the rundown:

Pep Rally!!!
10:50 Andrew WK!!!


Main Stage
11:45 Someone Say Something (aka THURSDAY!)
5:25 Say Anything
6:30 New Found Glory
Hellogoodbye and My Chemical Romance are pretty much "durf" bands. DURF we're there!

Monster Stage
12:55 Receiving End of Sirens
2:55 Paramore
4:55 The Starting Line
5:55 MC Hammer
7:05 Saves the Day

Carnivale Stage
6:45 The Great American Freedom Machine (aka Motion City Soundtrack)



Saints and Sinners Stage
3:15 Men Women and Children


Macbeth Stage
6:25 Meg and Dia
7:25 The Almost

Bamboozle TV
5:00 Biker Women (aka The Sleeping)

Pass the Mic Stage
7:30 Jeffree Star (maybe for half bc I'm definitely making it to The Almost)


Hopefully, this happens again.

lol at Wikit's face




Thursday, May 03, 2007

My House is Off the Market


My house is off the market and not for sale anymore. Wtf, dood? The For Sale signs are coming down next week. Now, that doesn't necessarily mean the Gomez kids are sticking around here for that long but it def. means we'll be around for a while. Geez!
I dropped Maribel off to her house today. This is quite an accomplishment. That meant that I navigated through downtown Paterson by my daamn self. Victory! Her boyfriend says, "If you can drive through Paterson, you can drive anywhere." Awesome, blossom.
There was a party at Berkeley, too. Mayo el Tercero owned. I had a free "virgin" pina colada and watched people try to Wu-Tang. It was great. I had two hours of Bus.Law so I missed the second half but at least I got to (somewhat) party.
I love sunny days....even if my allergies are acting up and my sinus is on fire. :-)

TEXT UPDATE: it feels like

TEXT UPDATE: it feels like i snorted tobasco. Ai ai ai!

Be Happy

Everyone's coming back to town! School is pretty much over and summer has started. I can't wait for beaches, barbeques, bumming it, road trips, Weird NJ travels, carnivals, and KTU mixes played along Seaside. :-)

Be Happy.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Methinks He's Pissed I Couldn't Make Dinner


Why couldn't my mom marry Ted Leo?

Natasha is America's Next Top Model


Natasha FTW

So dying the bottom half of my head was boring. When ANTM announces the girl out, I'm gonna take a bottle of red dye (kinda looks like ketchup) and smack it on to mah hurr. Hopefully, it doesn't turn into a wreck. Remember my koolaid green hair? Yeah, boy.


Tomorrow's a chill day. I think MamaDukes has off so I'll be able to borrow the car. Cross yo' fingaz. And if it does happen, i hope that dumb hoe who almost hit doesn't return with the venegence. Ugh bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. If you can't drive, get off the mo'fuckin highway.

The dude who I'm getting my Saturday ticket off of is playing with The Almost and Paramore tonight at Bowery. I kinda wanted to go check it out. (Yeah, kid. I would have gotten in for free again.) Allergies suck dick, though. I could barely make it back home. There was no way in hell I was gonna make it to NYC.

Fuck this noise. I'm going back to sleep. Dye can wait.

Me duele todo. Mi piel, mi pelo. Todito.

Hotel Parties Cinco De Mayo


So far, I 've gotten word of 3 parties going down on all throughout Bamboozle weekend at the Extended Stay over by Loews. I'm gonna pretend I'm the fucking bomb and say that I will be attending all these. So, who wants to party?...hmm....Especially Saturday night.

I'm thinking of giving Anthony and Jess a call since the one with the penis has a car and is able to make it to events. :-)
Why am I move excited about the parties?


because I'm tired. And have no voice. Call me and take a listen to how I would sound if my ball dropped.

No FAP allowed

Saturday is National Makeout Day.
now...
I'm makeoutinspanish, dammit.
haha.
I'll write more when I get a well deserved nap.
I finished everything and now...I die.

Text Update: I only finished

Text Update: I only finished one page and works cited. Can I pull 4 pages out my ass? LETS HOPE SO!

Text Update: BERKELEY ADDED VEGGIE

Text Update: BERKELEY ADDED VEGGIE BURGERS TO THE MENU! (fuckin A, man.)

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Apples in Stereo


I'm taking a time-out from my 5 page paper to appreciate Apples in Stereo. Catchy! and Happy! Makes me crave peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a nice picnic setup in the middle of Park 80.

FOODZ:
Pita Chips
4 bottles of water
One cup of Cranberry juice (reminds me of Rick's party)
Rice n Beans
Salad
bowl of Spongebob cereal

appreciate pigging out two weeks before your period is due.


I swear, if I have it during ANOTHER festival...someone's goin' down. EVERY FUCKIN YEAR!!!!