But Pat Came In and Saved the Day!

Let's hear it for friends of friends of friends of friends

who have extra tickets and don't wanna jip me!!!

See you Saturday, kiddos!

VDW is coming back to Bamboozle!

No Money, Mo' Problems

BAMBOOZLE SOLD OUT!

Well, ain't that a bitch?

You Can't Be the Pimp and the Prostitute, Too

You know, a lot of things in the day can bring a person down. Its all up to that person to either forget about it and move on or dwell on it. For example, here are some things that have gone wrong today so far. (its 2:12pm)

1. I woke up late so I didn't have time to full revise my English paper.


2. Ashley woke up late so I didn't get to clean the house before I dropped her off at daycare.


3. Some bitch lady almost made me ram into the divider on Route 3 because she didn't check her blindspot before merging.


4. I got to my Management class a little late so I have 10 less minutes for the exam than everyone else.


5. The library was full and all the Bus. Law books were taken out so I couldn't do my homework.

See? Those things suck. But whats the point on dwelling them? I mean, shit happens every day, right? Anyway, here are some great things that have happened today.

1. I got to hear the premiere of "Icky Thump" on Left Of Center radio. So the first thing I heard on my commute was the sweet, sweet sounds of Jack and Meg White. (Refer to previous posts to understand my excitement.)


2. Bitch lady got pulled over on Rifle Camp Rd. anyway. HA!


3. After the exam, there was a 30 minute gap so I got to go to Whole Foods and catch the 2 for 1 lunch pack deal. So, I got apples and peanut butter, and pretzels and hummus. YES!


4. Tomorrow, class starts late so I get to do my homework before class. AKA, no homework today!


5. I checked my bank account today and I have enough for ONE Bamboozle day! Woot! Hopefully, I can make an extra $20 sometime this week and I may go both!

The Hummus Never Falls!

I'm "Bamboozl-ing" my playlist to get ready for the screamo-palooza! I have Senses Fail, Taking Back Sunday, The Sleeping, Choidos and all those goodies on my playlist. Hell, even brushing up on Linkin Park, homeboy! I heard Brand New has a really weird presentation planned so I'm excited for that. Maybe not so much for the playlist since they almost wiped out anything before Deja. Hopefully, I can go both days. God only knows how much I wanna see Jeffree Star. I mean, physically SEE. With my eyes! He's a fuckin walkin mannequin. OMG! and Jack's Mannequin!!! I finally get to see Andrew McMahon! After years and years of missing Something Corporate shows, and then losing hope with he got cancer, I'll finally get to see him!

Did anyone notice Brand New and Taking Back Sunday are playing the same day? Oh shi-..showdown? Nah....

Holy ddfsghsfDSafghdsrsefdzgstrgbzdfgvkjznfj.

FOODZ:

one apple, spoonful of peanut butter, pretzels and hummus, mad water

Procrastination and "The Vow of Silence"

I did 2 out of 5 things. This is quite a habit I'm developing. Usually, I hate leaving things unfinished, but lately, I've been so drained (physically, emotionally, wahwahwah) that I lose motivation completely.

In two weeks, everyone I know will be out for an entire summer to frolic and fuck their ways through summer before Fall semester. I will be doing my routine of school, home, school, home, school, home. Summer '07 will be about pulling A's to bring back my 3.8+GPA. I just know I'm going to be missing out on a lot. But that's fine.

Hopefully, I won't be procrastinating on this one. I've been absolutely horrid to myself the past few days so...I'm gonna get that I've been doing out of my system. Everything Everything out out out out out. Out so it'll stop poisoning me. This starts tomorrow.

Now...this...Vow of Silence.
Is it alright to ask how are you doing?
Do you mind if I listen?
Is this question/answer thing making life easier to deal with?
Have you smiled lately?
How's the keyboard?
Do you miss me?
and lastly,
are you gonna respond?

I'm not gonna end this post on a bad note. That wouldn't be right. No one should ever close the day unhappy. I think this is the perfect time for the "Stupid Videos feat. My Friends!" portion of my blog.

Man, I gotta start Vlogging again.

I have a feeling I'm gonna end up editting this 2345323453213 times.

EDIT ONE:

Haha. I didn't even last 4 minutes without adding something. I just realized when I bunch up all the worries of the day and throw them out the window, something nice happens. Rafael just called me and did a very nice and sweet gesture to help me out. :-) There's always a crap moment before things get better. Always. :-)

Skinny People in GreyScale

Yeah, I took a break from school work to watch Dan Keyes dance with a pretty model and a dude in a gorilla suit. This is the 3rd video of Young Love's "Find a New Way". The live video was bomb. That one had the demo version and yeah, I think that version is a billion times better. This Jenny from the Block version is the one on the album. The second video was pretty much something from The Office. This one?...I dunno. She's gorgeous. He's hot. Pretty people prancing about....I dig it.

And...c'mon...They totally boned.

FOODZ:

One Orange (gotta keep that Vitamin C up. This kooky weather is perfect for colds.)

the List

• Finalize Definition Draft
• Two English102 Worksheets
• Management Mid-Term Outline
• Accounting Excercises
• Law Analyzation (Statutes)

Man, this is NOT gonna be a Lazy Sunday.

FOODZ:
1/4 Homemade Panini
One bottle of water
ONe ZX pill

ADDED FOODZ:
Two more bottles of water
One Nutter Butter

Blue

makes it better....
and Bondo De Role.

and money. I just found 10 bucks.
and Crazy motherf*ckin LAURYN makes it better!

she makes anything 234536546435 times better.

FOODZ:

I forgot to add the POUNDS OF COTTON CANDY! (thx Josh)

Think Positive and Good Things Happen

Wow. It only took a half hour for things to look up!

For one, my brother is coming back from the party! Yay.
Lil sent me the new Tokio Hotel video by email.

Fuckin A! I love these little German monkeys. The re-recorded their whole "Schrei" album in English so now I know that little lead singer-man (yeah, that hot chick is Bill [as in William]) is shrieking about.
AND
I get the house to myself all tomorrow night/monday afternoon so I get more study time! (yeah, I'd say sleepover/party/funtime if this only happened a day earlier)

Summa Summa Summa Tyme

I guess this marks the beginning of summer. And when the weather gets hot, I get in gear. I drop those pesky Freshmen 15 in a week and slowly gain it back in time for Fall Semester.

Peaches, Uffie, MSTRKRFT, Steve Aoki mixes and Test Icicles come out the dust MP3 collection and Vany Gomez gets in gear. (Check out my LAST.FM and see if my ever changing playlist preferences somehow make our music compatibilty SUPER HIGH!)

Also, these little blue pills make their appearances.

Its about time I get my ass in gear and quite fuckin around. Last night was my wake-up call. Seventeen's list of "cute swimsuits" only reinforces it.

I declare Cansei De Ser Sexy as my soundtrack for Summer 2007.

FOODZ:

One orange

One "pina colada" yogurt cup

One ZX pill

Two bottles of water

Imitation

I do silly things to show people I miss them like crazy.

Shimmer and Rot at the Same Time

It sucks to care about people who forget to give a shit sometimes.

And as for taking care of myself today,...

I pretty much put my body through some serious damage today. Ugh. I feel like poop. I'm okay on the outiside but I'm pretty sure my metabolism and immune system hate me right now. I really hate it when I do this to myself. I could stop it. I know I can. I just forget that I can control myself.

EDIT:
Make that TWO people who don't give a shit that I care about them.

Architecture in Helsinki tour!

"Heart it Races", A surefire summer-sizzler, floor-filler and live
favorite. The track will magically appear in many incarnations (and different
formats for different countries) over the coming months, thanks to collabs with
and remixes from everyone from A-Trak to Hey Willpower!, from Dr. Dog to YACHT.

-BrookylnVegan

Oh yay! They're playing June 8th!

Today was LOVELY.i love my Danooshka.

Hi!!!!!!!
Im Danielle.
Im a Danwich!
I Love Vany.
We makeoutinspanish
All The Time.
k?
Good.
CIAO!

The Definition of Irony

ITHACA, N.Y. (AP) _ Renowned Cornell University cat veterinarian James Richards who was injured when he crashed his motorcycle trying to avoid a cat in the road has died, the university said Wednesday. He was 58.

Isn't it ironic
Don't cha think?

This Is What Saturday Night is Gonna Look Like

BABIES are cool again

I'm back to babysitting other people's little gremlins! Today, I'm taking care of the organic baby wonder, Troy the Toy. I call him that because its cute...really no reason behind it.

The real challenge will be keeping the Nooch (my sister, Ashley, for those who are outta the loop) from trying to carry Troy around the house. The living room will be a Kidz Bop dancefloor. And we will dance dance dance until they pass out.

I'm excited because this is the first of a bunch of little ones I'll personally be taking care of as a job.

You got a kid? Does he/she like turquoise pancakes? I'll babysit 'em. And teach 'em Kimya Dawson songs. haha.

A Teacher's Guide to Embarrassing the PISS Out of You

Here's a way of embarrassing the hell out of a student without having the others know.

Take their rough draft (that was written in 15 minutes), make many many copies, but be sure to exclude the student's name. Now, distribute these copies and have everyone scrutinize every little missing comma and point out all tense inconsistencies. Once people get to ask if a 5 year old wrote the paper, ask the class not to make the same mistakes this person did.

OMFG NB BBQ PT.2 ??? MAIBEE BBY

I think there's a pretty good chance this is gonna go down again. Last year was a blast! There was chicken and chips and soda and water balloons and mushrooms and boomboxes. I think It'd be great. If it does go down, I'm making this the official flyer.

Post #4 of the Day: 4:38PM

I covered a lot of ground today. Belleville, Nutley, Passaic, Paterson, Garret Mountain, Bloomfield, Newark, Totowa, Wayne WAAAAAH?!?!?! Too much driving! My butt hurts. Driving with a sleepy butt/thigh is unsafe. Note to all.

I'm doing this on a Friday in two or three weeks. Anyone wanna join me? We'll gonna walk around Washington and Tompkin Square blasting tunes like "How Bizarre" and "Hammer Time".

FOODZ:
One more bottle of Gatorade Orange
One more bottle of water
One Wendys Vanilla frosty.

I feel like dying. Mamadukes you're KILLIN me!

Goal of the Year: Own a Car by this time 2008

Today, Mamadukes had the day off so I got to use the Scion to get to school. I was on campus for only 3 hours. Now, I have the whole day to myself! Dude! If I had a car, I'd be able to get that rad job at Barnes and Nipples (Noble). I'm not saying that the job will still be there by the time I accomplish my goal, but its a goal with many little advatages (and I know there's major responsibilities and wah wah wah, but yo! UPSIDE!) And wow, it felt good to wear flipflops to class. By the way, I gave my damn self a pedicure. It ain't that hard. Soak, scrub, moisturize, paint, set. Wtf, bro. I saw some pigs feet around campus.

I blasted some of the new Feist jams on campus and got one girl into it. :-) Spread the good word. I wish I could have done that during our half hour "fire drill" if my car wasn't parked all the way en el culo de carajo Lot B. Instead, we were treated to Gym Class Heroes. I didn't mind. :-) I got to talk to my Da-Da-Danwich and made plans for a wonderful Thursday afternoon. <3

FOODZ:

One Smartfood Hummus and toasted Pita pack from 7-11

One iced coffee from 7-11

One Gatorade Rain from 7-11

One Naked Pina Colada Protein smoothie

The butt of a friend's portuguese roll

Two bottles of water.

yeah, I know its only 2:30pm. I'm a thirsty girl.

Note 2 all: get pedicures

Note 2 all: get pedicures b4 wearin flipflops. (dont cha <3 texting posts)

Ace Enders is the Man

The Early November "I Want to Hear You Sad"

This song cheered me up. It made me think of how horrible things get once you do get into a relationship. Less time for friends, less time for yourself, being afraid of upsetting your partner (even unintentionally), all that jazz. Forget it. I'm fine being by myself. I'm free. I'm free from being potentially hurt but another asshole boyfriend who'll eventually cheat on me. I have a great track record for that.

i'm a good fucking person. I'm caring, considerate, smart, witty as fuck and funny. And yes, I'll be bold enough to say that I'm pretty when I doll myself up. This is why I refuse to throw myself around like a ragdoll to any guy who throws a smile my way. I also refuse to sulk and look back at the past pretending it was all good. These boys lost me. They lost me. I'm not waiting for anyone. When I meet someone worth the time, I'll take my chance. I haven't yet but I'm fine with that. I have my friends to take care of me. <3

In the end, "I'm better off without you."

now, excuse me. I have to go get ready for

Play with my Hair

I was excited to see this. I never got the chance to. I was suppose to see it last summer. It was supposed to be a fun date, ...but it never happened. I was hoping it be great and fill me with smiles because..well, its Michel Gondry.

Instead, it made me feel alone. Not "oh my god, I have no friends" alone. More like "I have no one's hair to play with" alone. Weird thing about that is...I can play with anyone's hair.

I guess I just miss the look of happiness, appreciation and maybe even adoration I would get from the person's who's hair I'm playing with.

Thanks Gael Garcia Bernal. Ahora me siento un poco sola. Estoy segura que solo voy a estar asi para la noche. Cuando viene manana, todo va a regresar a normal. Solo por el momento. Solo por el momento.

Hoboken is A-OK

I went to Hoboken kinda late last night. It felt good. I love this weather. Daytime lasts a hell of a lot longer and more people are on the Turnpike headed for Seaside rather than Route 3 trying to get to New York. Sure, Bergenline and Tonnelle are nightmares but its so nice to see all these families out and about with their ugly little gremlins enjoying the weather. It hasn't been this nice since the week after New Years. (Remember, we almost hit 80 that week.)

A hell of a lot happened yesterday in only a few hours. I saw many faces and drove through many places.

I saw Jeff Bodden in Target. (:smile:)

Also, I met a person I was suppose to meet a million years ago. Everytime we were in the same place at the same time, we'd miss each other by being on opposite sides of the room. Well, as I stepped outta Starbucks yesterday, I saw his face. Since I have no shame, I walked right up to him and say "Hey! I kinda know you!"

Now, I see why he gave me a bit of the "what the hell?" look.

But after I mentioned my name, it was all hugs and smiles and sharing of shitty Starbucks hot chocolate with extra whipped cream.

I also dropped off a puppy bobble head over at Tunes which now has an honorary place in the store. I didn't even give it a name. Maybe "Kitten". "Kitten the Pup" since Tiger's the father. Yeah. Tiger is Kitten's father. I'm a 1,000,000% sure. I'll take this shit to Maury, I'm so damn sure.

I Suggest You Pee Your Pants

I suggest you get very very very VERY excited for this. I have a "candyman" who gave me a listen to the advance copy.

0.0

"How My Heart Behaves" is pretty much my favorite song on here.

All smiles.

I'd say "sorry for the giddy-ness of this entry" but why would I apoligize for happiness???

Think about that. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Compliments Make Me Puke

For you to understand, i have to tell you what I ate.

FOODZ:
One more bottle of water.
Brazilian rice.
One maduro.
One silver dollar turqoise pancake.

Now,
I just got a text message from someone telling me I'm the best french kisser they've ever hooked up with.

This made me puke. No joke. I'd have photographic proof if it wasn't so disgusting.

Not to mention, I've never kissed this kid in my life! Ever!

Hair

Mission Accomplished.

I give RESPEKT to scene girls who do this every fucking day. It took me a good half hour to volumize my hair enough to get it to do that round thing. And all the makeup and hair product, GAH! Props to da Ladiezzz.

And the guys too. You dudes have some amazing skills with a straightening iron. You boys have turn a god-awful Jerry Curl into a dead straight masterpiece.My best example is my buddy, Favio. Cuban curls to scene straight in less than 10 minutes.

ama-zuh-zing.

FOODZ:

One Banana

Bottles of Water : Two

One Bottle of Lipton Green Tea

My Last.FM Reflects My Mood

I hate this question:

What kind of music do you listen to?

Who's the numb-nut who came up with that query? What kind of music do I listen to? Are you kidding me? What do you want me to say? Genres? Bands? Record Labels? What? If I name one band from this genre and another from that genre, I'll get a weird stare. You know the one. The "what the fuck are you talking about?" kinda look. The wrinkled forehead look. The raised eyebrow.

Now, usually, I play things that are made chill or just happy and friendly.

Today, I searched Van Atta High and The Devil Wears Prada. I've been missing this kinda music. And Favio hasn't been fixing me up with a daily doze of new tunes from the screamy screechy genre for about two weeks.

Right now, I'm letting my hair air-dry a little so I can achieve the condition that scene hair needs. Dry dry dry and dead. I'll probably post up the results if it comes out nice.

June 1st - Animal Collective at South Street Seaport

Animal Collective is gonna be playing at South Street Seaport! Friday June 1st at 7pm. Pier 17.

Menomena and Battles are gonna be there sometimes during the summer too!

I wanna go! I wanna go! I wanna go!

I missed Hot Chip last year and since then, I vowed to miss another free concert again. I missed MIA the summer before that!

Oh joy, its outdoor concert season! I already planned to go see Dave Attell's standup with at Central Park on June 22nd.

Hopefully, the Roky Erikson show at Castle Clinton. I have no idea where that is but its Roky Erikson for free!!!

The only thing I def. going to so far that's free is the Andrew W.K. Pep Rally (WHOO!!!) and almost def. Meadowsfest.

Sunshine...daaaay!

2AM phones calls = No Cool

Unknown Caller. Seriously, there's nothing I hate more than seeing that on a Caller ID. Unknown? How does this stupid little machine not know what phone number is contacting me? Not only that, but my number is super duper blocked and private but private callers still manage to get through even though its supposed to *82 before the line even starts ringing.

And 2AM? Who the hell calls a house at 2AM??? Prankers and lovers only have my cell number.

ugh. If it was a Year Zero thing, someone's gonna get a good kick in the pants.


in other news,
I found an old CD with some really really old Drive Thru stuff in there. Here's a tidbit. Sing along if you know the words.

"When Kelly cries,..makeup runs from her eyes and spills the truth...about how she feels inside. When Kelly screams, it usually means I'm not being me...but she's not being her. But anyway, I second chance...means nothing...if nothing's learned from past mistakes. And I'm sure we felt the weight... the weight! Three whole years fall on deaf ears. Are these snowflakes or solid tears ? ... Three whole years fall on deaf ears. If you can't understand our fears, it's not fair to me. Do you remember when... Kelly, do you remember when...When I figured it was cool, and I figured wrong..."

Remember jumping in unison? And when boys cut their hair short and bleached the shit out of it? Kris Roe style? and when band shirts were black? Yeah, that was cool.

April 18th is LAME DAY

English class was lame.
Management class was lame.
Losing my umbrella is lame.
Meaty school lunch is lame.
Dry hair and dead ends are lame.
Sanjaya is lame.
Humidity is lame.
Shitty phone calls are lame.

Lame lame lame.

thats Indie-TASTIC!

Last video post, I swear.

FOODZ:
Two Silver Dollar Pancakes
2 more bottles of water

Another "Feist Shakin Her Thang" Video

I lurve it.

It fulfills my daily need of strobe lights.

I'm not too sure what to think of the new CocoRosie video.

ugh, i know i'm supposed to write this big Broken Social Scene thing but whatever. You know what's up. If you don't, Wikipedia, fool!

2nd Post about the Stars Remix Album

I want it.

I need it.

I can't wait for May 22nd.

dfgsftbazerfgaergfafcegndskjf!!!

I never loaded any Stars music onto my computer but this band is pretty much the soundtrack to my commute.

I think my next post will be about how much of a beast Broken Social Scene is. Because...hell...the lady singers have mostly given me lady boners. You can obviously tell my adoration for Amy Millan and Leslie Feist. Thats all I'm sayin' for now.

I have to figure out 20+ ways a college student cheats during the course of a normal school day. So far, I have time, diet , law , gravity , exam , relationship, and a buttload of other examples. Now I gotta mush it all up into a paper of Awesomeness. Well, the rough draft that will lead to the paper of Awesomeness.

Now, come disconnect the dots with me, poppet.

oh, and at the end of every post, I'm gonna write what I've eaten during the day so far.

FOODZ:

Breakfast - handful of Special K (i woke up late and ate on the go)

Lunch - Stirfry Rice (celery, carrots, mushroom, onion, and duh, rice)

water bottle count - 3

Whomp. There it is! (their sanity)

Turns out that the Virginia Tech shooter was some angry Asian dude who was pissed at his ex. He went over to kill her (went through with it) and just kept shooting.

What the fuck???

Studio B

La Wiki-Riki-tona and I are going to Studio B go cut a rug and finally get the hell outta Jersey for some dirty hipster clubbing. Man, we'll get to dance and dance and dance and dance. and she's a sick dance/grinder if you know what I mean. And I miss our shaking of "thangs".

Its 18 to party, 21 to drink so get yr ass over there on the 28th.

btw, the video is from last Saturday when the Klaxons DJ'd. (sick!)

Oh HAY School's open

Lol. That sign is on the border of Washington Ave. (Belleville) and Broadway (Newark). I live a block off Washington. Thank god there's a slope, mang.

Route 3, Route 4, Route 17, Route 47, Route 21, the Turnike, wah wah wah. How the fuck was anyone supposed to get to Paterson?

Hell, look at River View Rd in Totowa. We gotta take that sh*t to get to school!

Virginia Tech

I'm watching the news.

The kids and cops running.

Bloody student bodies.

holy hell.

I make it Rain (on dem hoes)

If MamaDukes hears me sneezing, she'll surely barge into my room and kick my ass. I spent most of my day out in the rain. I haven't done that in a long time. Long enough for me to forget how fun it can be.

Tap dancing in the rain owns, Especially if old spanish ladies stare and do their gumbles.

Now, in my other hand (I'm typing with one), I have Sore Throat Spray, some Robo and mad water. I'm gonna get this cold bug before it even has a chance.

Total on consumed less than 500 calories. All food were dried. (trail mix and raisins) I was imagining that all the dried fruit in my tummy magically sprung up into fresh ripe fruit with all the water I drank. A raisin to a grape, a "craisin" to a cranberry. Weird thoughts but they made me smile like a fool. And foolish smiling is awesome.

My Aunt's Birthday / Cousin Appreciation

Today is the 14th of April. Its the day the Titanic took its voyage into the deep blue AND the birthday of two peoples. My auntie Loly and "Conor" Calderon. But this focuses on my auntie because my Buddhist California Auntie stands in my heart a lil more. She introduced me to the worldful world of Vegetarianism.

That picture is her full grown offspring and my once rasta-licious cousin, Moz. (I couldn't find a picture of her on this laptop.) Yes, Moz. You pronounce it kinda like you pronounce the "Moz" used for Morrissey...only with a true Cali (AKA authentic Mexican) accent. If I wasn't such a goodytwo shoes prude, I'm pretty sure I woulda smoked with my cousin when he was like this. I mean, wouldn't you wanna smoke with this guy? Not only that but he has this perfect imitation Van Halen guitar and walked me through the White Stripes. Oh Boy, I miss him and my auntie. She'd force-feed my fat 13 year old ass mad vegetables when all I wanted was In-n-Out.

But yeah . FELIZ CUMPLEANOS, LOLY!

and Conor, I didn't just write you off. Happy Birthday to you, too. Here's a picture I know you'll appreciate.

And happy birthday to Sarah Michelle Gellar. ...and Loretta Lynn!

PALOOZA-HEAD YAY!

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You Make Noise, I Make Sandwiches

haha. That's the title of the Maccabees album I'm hearing a track off of.


This is what I'll write on my notebook with a Sharpie. It'll be a special little surprise for those who love checking out my doodles. It better than the random Arctic Monkeys lyrics I'd slap on there for fun.


I'm photographing my day because I wanna.....well, because I wanna.



I am also seriously considering 16g snakebites on the cusp of my lips. That's around the same spot that I had the gigantic lipring when I was 16 years old. They won't be as visible as the one in this picture (I love this girl's Napoleon Dynamite teeth) but they'll be that extra little interesting bitty something that you won't see until you're four feet away from me. Why do I want them? Because....again, I wanna. and I haven't had anything interesting done to my face in a while. I know that sounded absolutely wrong and can be taken in a few wrong way, but hey, that's your mind in the gutter, buddy.

I'm considering skipping Bamboozle. Sure, it's a mere $40 but I made it such a priority to get a ticket that I dropped a class so I wouldn't have to buy the book. Now, that is some sort of fucked up. I ended up buying my accounting book with that money and now I'm back with $4 in my checking account. I don't even want to look at my credit balance. All I know is that I'm not overdrawn. This is a fine feeling. SAFE! Fuck debt. As long as my nose is above the water, I'm cool. Besides, there's always next year. And other super duper totally awesome hawrdkore festivals that go on like my maybe triumphant return to the Warped Tour, Taste of Chaos, Saints and Sinners, the hundreds of shows at School of Rock, blah blah blah.

Meat Really Sucks

This is what I looked like when I cut out beefy-ness and rice from my diet. 10 lbs in 2 weeks. January was goooood. Hell! It was great. I was energized and it kickstarted my posi-trip.

Now, I've re-introducted meat back into my diet and there's pooch. Not poochie, but POOCH! So, I'm hopping back into the semi-vegetarian wagon. It was a good trip. I can't remember why I stopped.

Ohh yeah! Because my spirits fell when I went to my local QuickChek and saw that fruits were more expensive than turkey lunchables. F*ckers.

By the way, I wasn't taking pills any pills or anything. Just good honest diet and a ho' lotta water.

I WANT MY F*CKIN WAIST BACK! (shooooooooot)

Como Sonreir Con Mamadukes

Hoy es el segundo dia que me quedo en casa. Es la primera ves que veo a mi mama en una semana. Para que voy hasta Paterson para una hora de clases? Mejor quedarme y ver como va la vida de Mamadukes. No solo eso pero la unica ves que le hable en la semena es cuando ella me dejo un commentario en Myspace!

Yo amo a Mamadukes.

No importa que siempre me pregunta porque todavia no estoy casada.
ugh.

Pero que bueno que ya se calmo todo el bochinche.

Algo nuevo que paso: Mama ya termino con su obseccion con Bam Margera y regreso a su primer amor Americano....Tommy Lee. No broma! Para su cumpleano , le compre el DVD de "Tommy Goes To College". Desde ese tiempo, ella todavia esta enamorada con el. ew.
"Let the good times rooooll"

RIP Kurt Vonnegut

Okkrevil River

Okay so maybe I'm a little late on the bandwagon but this album, "Don't Fall In Love With Everyone You See"....I want it. I listened to half of it online and I'm obsessed with track 5, "Westfall".

So damn catchy.

This is one of many CDs I have on my "Gotta Get My Grubby Hands On For Incredibly Cheap" list. Also on that list are a bunch of better known CDs like The Spinto Band "Nice and Nicely Done" (thanks to hearing Oh Mandy over and over on the radio) Peter, Bjorn and John's "Writer's Block", Camera Obscura's "Let's Get Out of This Country", Architecture in Helsinki's "In Case We Die" (hella summer memories are attached to that band) and yes, Bright Eyes's "Casadega" album. (Suck it, Trebek.) And I'm gonna ask a friend to give me the names of a bunch of Of Montreal tracks that I can make a mega mix CD out of because I can't decide on just one damn album. not like I listen to entire albums in one sitting anyway. But still.

There's a buttload of music that will make up the soundtrack to this summer.

oh yes yes yes.

Bonde Do Role Business School

In class, I doodle. I doodle a lot. I probably doodle more than an art student when i'm in a double period crunch class. This is starting to take a toll on my class participation. Good thing that asking to reiterate a question isn't a bad thing.

But...I have no idea what how a statute is disregarded, the difference between equity and asset, the significance of diction or how to use Access without a book. I haven't even been to computer class for two weeks.

I need some kind of art class in there somewhere. Or oral communcation. Anything that'll let me spew creative ideas instead of book facts. There's nothing creative about law, computer functions, and accurate numbers. Its all so accurate. ACK! I HATE CONSTANT ACCURACY!

This is why every notebook, bag, everything, inluding my damn makeup, is colorful and all...scribbly. Every other page of notes has a mini comic on that giant title space.

man...

Berkeley College has to start looking at this video.

(Office Boy by Bonde Do Role)

APRIL 19TH LETS GO!!!

cmon! its BATTLES (video) and O'DEATH!!!! LETS GOOO!!!!!

CUT CUT CUT CUT!

"Scissors on his FUCKIN HEAD!"

Pretty much EVERYONE went to this show two weeks ago. I heard it smelled like shit in there. Lol. They sounded pretty good though. But, when did the guy come out in the egg (sunny side up) suit? i bet you if was for "Birdo". Because I saw he wore a pizza slice suit for "Anti-Pizza"

the kids were well behaved.

way to go d00dz.

Lakefront Brewery's Ugly Stepchild

I really don't like beer. I mean, really don't like beer. But I love coffee. Yes, love. So, imagine how my face mushed up when I heard Marc Summers mention "Beer infused Coffee" on Unwrapped tonight.

I totally did a Juliet.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Well, I didn't say it but I thought it.

I think that shit is fucking nast. But,...I'm intrigued. I mean,why would anyone do that anyway? Alcohol and Caffiene? Its like a sidestep away from crack.

Ugh. Its like flavored coffee. I like coffee coffee. Not Hazelnut, Raspberry, Caramel, Almond, Whatever. I get frustrated at Starbucks sometimes because of the look I get when I want coffee. Just coffee.

Just a fuckin coffee.

kek

I'm not gonna lie. the title for Ryan Adams's new album made me lol pretty hard...inside. I cant be too loud because Johnny has half the cast of the Music Man over in his room. "Easy Tiger" lol

BTW, I am Hungry (SHOCKER!)

By the way, that picture of all the bloody bloody meat gave me a mean hankering for Outback Steakhouse.

and

being hungry for Outback makes me wanna listen to Of Montreal.

"...Let's go Outback Too-nigh..."

Berkeley's Freshie Meat

Its Spring Quarter. You know what that means? FRESHMEN!!! Woot! New kids to perk up the same faces I've been having every class with for the past 6 months.

I've already met/seen a few characters.

There's the magician kid (Richie, i think) and HIM girl...with the giant HIM bag who kinda looked like she wanted to talk to me but was intimidated because I was running up and down the library like a maniac copying pages out of 4 different but very expensive text books.

But this is a very exciting time. Wednesday's Club Cattle day. (when all the clubs set up tables and tell you to join anything and everything you can for activity period.) I think Maribel and I will stroll around and check out the new merchandise. Besides, her and I have about 3 weeks of chillen to make up.

And I gotta go make Ernest's room smell like cheap perfume and microwaved white castle burgers. Betch lives in a double by himself.

Da Burd ~N~ Da Beeee

Ugh.

You know you're on the third floor of the Gomez house when you wake up to Johnny' obnoxiously blasting Joanna Newsom "The Book of Right On"

And follows that with Good Charlotte's new single, "the River"

lol.

My mom countered him with some smooth sounds. She played "Burbujas De Amor"

by Juan Luis Guerra. She totally won.

American Apparel Strikes Again

Dammit.

AA is having a sale.

All this for under $50.

Battles and O'Death at NYU/ Straylight Run at MSU

Sometimes, I get really really jealous of kids who go to big name colleges...and yeah...I just called Montclair a big name college. They have ridiculously good shows for very very cheap (like seeing the Sleeping at MSU for $5). At Berkeley, we get that jazz band that plays by the PATH train entrance. (not saying those are terrible but I'm only 2 miles away from MSU and our student culture is embarrassing).



My nail polish is chipping. For some reason, having chipped nails make my hands look dirty...in my eyes.

Goody goody goodness.


Danielle isn't feeling to well this morning. Emotionally and Physically. ad I think I'm unintentionally causing some of it. Just a smidge. But man...I feel terrible about it...

:-(

I'm gonna try to fix this today when we meet up in Hoboken. It'll be good. Really good. I miss her way too much.

This only means my day can only go up from here, right?
Totally.

+ 200 Minutes on the Phone

What the fuck?
over 200 minutes on the phone???
(its all after 9, so i'm good with minutes)
but sweet jesus crackers.

i'm def. gonna get a brain tumor
(or maybe a brain "blip")
if i keep it up.

wow.



"ahoritas y ahoritas."


no other words
except wow.

and now,
i'm on my third round of hearing "Cayman Islands"
its by Kings of Convienience.
Listen to it with your eyes closed.

Fuck American Apparel

Fuckin' American Apparel. I'm not gonna bitch about the girl because she's cute and can work the headband/leotard/thigh-high combo. But the stupid stupid alluring store. I spent $72 in there and came out with a hoodie and a shirtdress!

okay...

I'll admit that hoodie is fucking awesome. You know the one. My red hoodie. That shit is bomb. But my dress?... wore it ONCE.

...

i just realized this is pretty pointless. I mean sure, all that shit about Dov Charney is fucking disgusting...

but that store rules in clothing basics.

Bus Stops and Name Drops

Here's my wacky week in review and upcoming junk:

Monday: Back to School
Business Law....kill me now. I can't afford any of the books I need at all. I have $20 on my credit card and I need that for Thursday. Fugg that.

Tuesday: Banned
My brother banned any 16-18 year old with a penis to come to my house. They either eat too much or wanna stick their weiner in me too much. This is his thinking, of course. I didn't do nothin', fool.

Wednesday: Shit Weather for Sopranos
The last episode of the Sopranos is being filmed down the street from my campus. All of Rifle Camp Rd. was closed...then it started to pour. So production is being held back and everyone in night classes is gonna have a hell of a time navigating through downtown Paterson for two nights in a row. Haha.

Thursday: No Sex on the L-Train

Efrain invited me to help with the merch table for the sold out Dr. Dog show at the Bowery Ballroom. Not only does this make me feel abso-fucking-lutely cool but it saves me from a shitty mid-day of Stickam-ing. (again, that site is crack.) He's also feeding me so its all good. Hell, even Rafael's being a sweetie and giving me a ride home that night. Fuckin' A, yo. Don't hate on North Bergen boys...guys....men?....guys.

Friday: HeavyHeavyNoNo vs. DDR-etarded
I ain't shittalking any of these. But with the spending I'm gonna be doing on transportation on Thursday, I won't be going to either of these. Instead, I will be saving up for my Rocky Horror trip with Johnny, Erika and Jose. But hopefully, I'll get to see my Wiki-Riki-tona. If not, there's always Saturday.

Saturday: No Fucking Idea

Watch Out! Here comes ICKY THUMP!

Peep Peep Peep!

yeah bitches.

do you want an explosion now?

Realization: jumper dresses make me

Realization: jumper dresses make me look preggy. Ugh.