Compliments Make Me Puke

For you to understand, i have to tell you what I ate.

FOODZ:
One more bottle of water.
Brazilian rice.
One maduro.
One silver dollar turqoise pancake.

Now,
I just got a text message from someone telling me I'm the best french kisser they've ever hooked up with.

This made me puke. No joke. I'd have photographic proof if it wasn't so disgusting.

Not to mention, I've never kissed this kid in my life! Ever!