My Aunt's Birthday / Cousin Appreciation

Today is the 14th of April. Its the day the Titanic took its voyage into the deep blue AND the birthday of two peoples. My auntie Loly and "Conor" Calderon. But this focuses on my auntie because my Buddhist California Auntie stands in my heart a lil more. She introduced me to the worldful world of Vegetarianism.

That picture is her full grown offspring and my once rasta-licious cousin, Moz. (I couldn't find a picture of her on this laptop.) Yes, Moz. You pronounce it kinda like you pronounce the "Moz" used for Morrissey...only with a true Cali (AKA authentic Mexican) accent. If I wasn't such a goodytwo shoes prude, I'm pretty sure I woulda smoked with my cousin when he was like this. I mean, wouldn't you wanna smoke with this guy? Not only that but he has this perfect imitation Van Halen guitar and walked me through the White Stripes. Oh Boy, I miss him and my auntie. She'd force-feed my fat 13 year old ass mad vegetables when all I wanted was In-n-Out.

But yeah . FELIZ CUMPLEANOS, LOLY!

and Conor, I didn't just write you off. Happy Birthday to you, too. Here's a picture I know you'll appreciate.

And happy birthday to Sarah Michelle Gellar. ...and Loretta Lynn!