Zach's Amazing Party

I just came back from what probably was the best way to start off a summer of quality parties. I'l start from the beginning in case anyone was to drunk to remember. :-)

The night starts off with me being stuck in stand-still traffic for an hour on Route 3. I jetted to Danni's and later, to the bus stop to pick up my Wikitona. From there, we headed to Starbucks to get our "drank" on and well, I've been craving a Cafe Americano for the past week. Dan called Tasha and thanks to my favorite Montclair-ian, we got our shitz for free. Derek was supposed to be workin' but betch wasn't there so I didn't get to see my favorite Sniffside whiteboy. But, someone was there that I had a little jumble with the night before so I 86'd it out of there faster than your mom. I jumped in my car with the girls and headed to Zach's. Well, to our surprise, Wonsahm and Zach were walkin on River so I picked 'em up and turned around to get supplies at PathMark. I called my DaddyDukes and headed to his house for a quick sec, because I missed my daddy and wanted to see him for pre-Papi's day.

So, this is where the fun begins. I drive back towards Zach's, right? We meet him in the garage and headed up to where I thought was his apartment. When we walked it, WHAM!...empty apartment. There was everyone from North Bergen. Well, not everyone but everyone that mattered in high school. (lol.)

I'm not gonna say EVERYTHING that went on after we walked in except:

• Bora has the more WONDERFUL photographs in her camera.


• I smell like Zach's spit, sweat and cologne.


• Screwdriver's save lives.


• I SUCK at flipcup. (virgin orange juice fo' lyfe)


• Designated Vany saves lives.


• Drunk Italian girls can pry open anything.


• Drunk Chileans are hot.


• Rick "wasn't there."


• Two newly renovated and empty apartments in the Edgewater are completely fucked up thanks to us.


• What the fuck is a Bahama Mama?


• Capoeira is hot.


• Flexible dudes are hot.


• Ana rules.


• When I doubt, put it in a big white bag and throw it somewhere totally suspicious.


• Repeat, Rick "was NOT there."

Now I'm home with a big goofy smile on my face without a drop of anything in my system. But I did drink enough orange juice to provide me with enough Vitamin C to prevent the cold for the next 3 years.

I can't wait til Bora uploads those "floored" pictures.

Thank for you the invite, Zachy. Tayto and Burrito 4 Ever.<3