CARROTS ARE AMAZING! / BROOTAL

AHHHH!!!!

Vany's version of Chicken Noodle Soup
2 cups of water
One cube of chicken boullion
2 carrots (one cut into half inch pieces, the other sliced paperthin with a peeler)
couple of cilantro leaves
onion + garlic powder for taste

Put all that in a mini-pot, boil it all for 5 minutes and BAM! 5 calories soup.

I only got to have a cup of it because my sister liked it and hounded the rest of my minni-batch. Give props to my creativity on this one. According to the nutritional facts, 2 ounces of thin spagetti is 210 calories. I used the thin slices of carrots to replace the noodles and dude, they're the same consistency and everything! and 0 calories! Sick shit, right?

I'ma start posting more of these. Everything I've been making up is based on a really REALLY low-budget and since I'm developing an OCD for calorie counting and restricting, its all usually less than 200 calories.

sidenote: As much as I love my friends, I'm pretty sure when we look at last night's events, we'll all laugh and tell our kids how brought br00+ta!i+y back to Jersey.

July 27th KOC show in Lyndhurst,NJ

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lol jonny and favio.